Christmas Special: Because January 1st Isn’t Magical
Limited offer through December 31st, 2025
The Deal
We normally charge $50 for a half-hour training session at Mount Yonah Gym.
Through December 31st, we’re offering:
3-9 sessions purchased in advance: $37.50 per session
10 or more sessions purchased in advance: $35 per session
Sessions valid through December 31st, 2026. Use them at your pace. Gift them to someone who needs to stop talking about getting stronger and actually start.
Why We’re Doing This
Let’s be honest: January 1st, 2026 isn’t going to magically make you more motivated. The work won’t be easier. You won’t suddenly “feel ready.”
What changes? You either decide or you don’t.
We’re making the decision easier. That’s it.
This isn’t a gimmick to fill slots or hit some arbitrary sales goal. We’re not desperate for clients. We’re offering this because if price is the only thing standing between you and committing to your strength, we can remove that barrier for a few weeks.
After January 1st, pricing goes back to $50 per session. No negotiation. No “can I still get the holiday rate?”
What You’re Actually Getting
This isn’t bootcamp. This isn’t someone yelling motivational nonsense at you while you do burpees until you puke.
Every 30-minute session includes:
- Strategic progression designed around your body’s constitution and goals
Individual programming. Not cookie-cutter garbage. - Ayurvedic wellness integration that optimizes your training and recovery
Ancient wisdom that actually works, applied by someone who graduated from the two best Ayurvedic colleges in the US and has been living it, teaching it, and working with clients for nearly 20 years. - Mental resilience training that builds unshakeable focus
Because strength is more than physical. - Expert guidance from trainers with decades of operational experience
Tim: Former Coast Guard, SWAT Team Leader and SWAT Instructor, trained under the founder of SEAL Team 6 and Red Cell.
Vie: Graduate of the Ayurvedic Institute and Mount Madonna Institute, nearly 20 years of practical Ayurvedic application and client work.
This isn’t cookie-cutter programming. This is precision training built specifically for YOU.
Who This Is For
Our private training is ideal for:
- Serious individuals ready to train with purpose and intensity
- Those who value quality over quantity in their fitness approach
- People tired of wasting time on ineffective programming
- Clients who want customized programming based on their unique constitution
- Anyone who’s done with the fitness industry’s BS and wants real training
Who This Isn’t For
- People looking for quick fixes or magic pills
- Anyone expecting us to coddle them
- People who aren’t ready to commit and show up
- Anyone looking for another excuse to fail or another trainer to blame when they stay unhealthy
We’re not for everyone. And we’re okay with that.
Location
Mount Yonah Gym (MY Gym)
Near Helen, GA in the breathtaking Northeast Georgia mountains
This is a hidden speakeasy gym. You have to know how to find it. When you contact us, we’ll give you directions.
The Details
Purchase deadline: December 31st, 2025, 11:59 PM
Session expiration: December 31st, 2026
Gift certificates: Available. This makes a hell of a lot better gift than another sweater.
Refunds: No. Commit or don’t.
Ready to Start?
Stop thinking about it. Either you want to get stronger or you don’t.
Email us: ask.tim.and.vie@gmail.com
Tell us:
- Your name
- How many sessions you want (3-9 at $37.50 each, or 10+ at $35 each)
- Whether this is for you or a gift
- Any specific goals or concerns
We’ll respond within 24 hours with payment details and scheduling information.
Questions?
“Can I split a 10-pack with someone?”
No. Sessions are personalized. Buy your own.
“Do sessions expire?”
Yes. December 31st, 2026. That’s a full year. Use them.
“Can I get a refund if I change my mind?”
No. This is a commitment. Make the decision knowing that.
“What if I’ve never trained before?”
Perfect. We’ll meet you where you are and build from there.
“What if I’m injured or have limitations?”
Even better. We specialize in working around limitations and building real capacity.
“Is this good for [specific goal]?”
Email us. We’ll tell you honestly if we’re the right fit.
After December 31st
This offer disappears. Pricing returns to $50 per session. No extensions. No exceptions.
If you’ve been thinking about training with us, now’s the time.
If you haven’t, this probably isn’t for you anyway.
Forge your stronger self. Or don’t.
Where iron meets enlightenment.
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